There are just so many things wrong with this story but we’re here to report that a man in North Carolina by the name of Keith Jordan, was arrested after allegedly shoving $100 worth of Walmart steak down his pants.
As someone who recently started shopping in Walmart (I’m in NYC and they’re not exactly nearby), their steak is not the greatest and is really overpriced. You’re better off going elsewhere for meat, like a butcher. Anyway, according to Bossip, Keith Jordan was caught red handed with those packs of steaks down his pants. And in case you’re wondering, I too believe they put them right back on the shelves. Here’s the details:
The alleged thief–identified as Keith Jordan by CBS 17–tried to make a getaway on his moped “in the pouring down rain” after walking out of his local Walmart without paying for the steaks he stuffed down his pants, the Nash County Sheriff’s Office shared in a Facebook post.
A photo shared by the sheriff’s office — which added that “neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night” prevented them from apprehending the accused thief — shows at least 10 packages of stolen steaks. Pretty impressive, but illegal, nonetheless.
Jordan’s charges still are pending but I would like Walmart to announce what they did with that meat.