Glass half full, better to kill a Sex Doll than a real person.
Here are a few of the details.
Police in southwestern Ohio say a body reported near a park turned out to be a sex doll.
Authorities say Hamilton County engineers called Colerain police Thursday afternoon when they spotted a “body” near Richardson Forest Preserve. Police say the figure wrapped in a garbage bag had been abandoned on a hillside.
Colerain Police Chief Mark Denney says officers pulled the figure out of the bag and discovered it was turned a life-sized female sex doll. Authorities say the doll looked lifelike from a distance.
Word on the street was the Doll was cheating, so guy decided to get rid of it and get a more faithful one, but I digress.
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