Video: Watch Blue Jays Catcher Reese McGuire Explains to Cops It Wasn’t a Good Idea to Masturbate in Strip Mall Parking Lot

It least Reese McGuire realizes it was a bad idea.

Knowing is indeed half the battle.

The conversation begins with cops asking the 25-year-old Toronto Blue Jays player if he was aware that people had called them saying they had seen him while he was half-naked in his car pleasuring himself.

McGuire tried to explain the situation … before telling the cops, “I realized, what an idiot. What a dumb place to be hanging out.”

That’s when one of the officers asked the MLB player straight-up, “Why would you come to a parking lot just to masturbate?”

Reese responded, “I just, I don’t know.”

To his credit, McGuire went on to tell the officer he was SUPER sorry for the incident … saying, “I’ve realized that I made a mistake having my pants down and doing what I was doing … I really am apologetic. And, I know I shouldn’t have been doing this.”

He took a plea deal which kept him out of jail and hopefully he does his work at home now.

Flip the page for the police video.

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