Tom Brady has gotten a juicy offer from porn legend Brandi Love in the wake and heat of his marital drama with Gisele Bündchen. According to Love, she’s available if Tom needs any lap to cry in.
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Brandi Love wants to help Tom Brady through his marriage troubles.
Tom Brady and Bündchen’s marital woes have been topping the headlines in recent days, and now a porn star wants to help out the star QB.
Love took to Twitter and addressed Brady’s current marital situation and offered to provide some *exual healing to the Bucs QB.
“Dear Mr McDreamy (Tom Brady) , I’m genuinely sorry to hear about the divorce. It’s probably the toughest thing for anyone, of any financial situation to go through.
If you need a lap to cry in or If you need any help relaxing .. I can help. I’ve thought about how 4 a long time”. She continued with the next post: “I’m not a huge fan of reverse cowgirl in real life but for @TomBradyI’d do it”.
If you want to see the picture that accompanied her post, you can head over to Twitter to see it. Basically, she tweeted a graphic photo of herself having sex with a man and the guy had Brady’s face photoshopped on his fully n*ked body.
It isn’t a bad offer if Gisele is really a witch.
According to a new conspiracy theory on TikTok, Gisele is a “witch” from whom Brady “draws his power.” There are countless people that claim Brady is in for a career collapse now that he’s “wronged” his wife by unretiring from the NFL.
Basically, the rumor is that Gisele is a white witch whose spells helped him achieve amazing heights in the NFL, but now that he has wronged her, she is breaking the spell as he returns to mortality.
“Gisele has cast protective wards to shield Tom’s body, spells to enhance his athletic abilities, and given him potions that have allowed him to freeze time and stop the aging process. The agreement between Brady and his witch wife was that she’d support his athletic endeavors, and in exchange, he’d retire at age 45, the tarot number for making “positive life changes,” meaning leaving football to spend time with his family. Brady broke this promise with Gisele when he announced he was returning to the NFL after a 40-day retirement — that number is important, too, because 40 is the number for following life’s purpose or the soul’s desire.
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