There is some scandalous news coming out of Miami Beach ahead of Art Basel. And it’s about what happened on Monday night! According to a reliable source, a security guard patrolling the area heard some peculiar noises and decided to check it out.
This brave security guard made his way towards the source of the noise. And guess what he stumbled upon? A couple, yes, a couple, getting it on right on top of one of those massive elephant sculptures! Who even knew you could do that?
Now, I know what you’re thinking – how on earth did they manage to climb up there? We’re scratching our heads too because let’s be honest, it’s not like sculptures have stairs built into them. The logistics of this whole situation remain a mystery.
A source tells us the amorous pair were caught fornicating atop an enormous pachyderm set up on South Beach as part of the installation the Great Elephant Migration — a herd of life-sized Indian elephant sculptures.
The herd is made up of families of elephants, including babies, adolescents, and full size adults. We assume the couple scaled the animal by climbing its trunk?
The frisky pair avoided being cuffed by the cops thanks to a sympathetic guard.
“He simply asked them to leave, no arrests were made,” says our insider.
The artistic work is meant to convey peaceful coexistence. We guess it worked?
The coital couple weren’t the only ones taking advantage of the artwork.
A source tells us an unidentified rapper — who we hear is affiliated with DJ Khalid — was spotted attempting to film a music video amid the installation at 4 a.m. and was told to scram.
The piece is now getting extra security to keep any rulebreakers at bay.
So, if you’re heading to Art Basel, make sure you take a little detour to check out the infamous elephant sculpture. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the spot where this daring couple decided to spice up their romantic evening. Just don’t get any ideas yourself!
