LaVar Ball claims he danced to LiAngelo’s song ‘Tweaker’ on one foot in the Hospital.
In the latest episode of The Ball Family Chronicles, LaVar Ball says he danced to his son LiAngelo’s song “Tweaker” on one foot while in the hospital because he knew it was going to be a hit. Yes, you read that right. The man who once said he could beat Michael Jordan one-on-one was hopping around like a malfunctioning pelican to a track called “Tweaker.” Iconic. Legendary. Completely on brand.
LaVar claims he was in the hospital, still hooked up, still recovering, but the song came on and instantly turned his room into Club ICU. According to him, he balanced himself on one foot, bopped to the beat, and declared the track a guaranteed smash. Most people use their hospital moment to reflect. LaVar used his to audition for “Dancing with the Stars: Recovery Unit Edition.”
He didn’t say if doctors approved this stunt, but considering this is LaVar Ball, they probably just sighed and increased his monitoring. What are you going to do, tell LaVar Ball to stop dancing? Good luck.
LiAngelo must’ve felt ten feet tall hearing his dad shout, “That’s a HIT!” while dancing beside a heart monitor. That’s support. That’s commitment. That’s borderline unsafe.
Honestly, we respect it. The Ball brand is built on confidence, volume, and slightly questionable choices. If LaVar believes “Tweaker” is chart material, then it is, because it already went platinum just out of fear of disappointing him.
So yes, LaVar Ball one-footed his way through a hospital dance session to a LiAngelo Ball track with absolute confidence.
