Apparently the internet woke up one morning, stretched, grabbed some coffee, and decided that Jessica Alba is dating Joe Burrow. Why? No one really knows. Maybe someone saw them in the same city. Maybe someone saw two attractive humans breathing the same oxygen. And just like that, boom, romance rumors.
Well, relax everyone. Jessica Alba is not dating Joe Burrow.
Yes, shocking. The world will somehow survive this devastating update.
Posts circulating on X claim the actress and Bengals QB are a new couple after being seen together at 2 AM in Vegas. The chatter quickly picked up steam, especially alongside a photo of them sitting at a gaming table.
But sources with direct knowledge tell us the rumors couldn’t be less true. We’re told Alba is still romantically involved with actor Danny Ramirez.
Wholesome: Bengals star QB Joe Burrow and actress Jessica Alba are reportedly dating after being spotted together at 2 AM in Las Vegas.
Burrow recently broke up with his employee and model, Olivia Ponton.
Congrats to the happy couple 🥹❤️ pic.twitter.com/lmPJaJbpf4
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) March 8, 2026
Multiple people who attended the Zero Bond Vegas opening, which is where the photo was taken, tell us Alba and Burrow were simply part of a larger group of friends hanging out. They weren’t there alone and there was no PDA or behavior suggesting anything beyond friendship.
At the start of the weekend, Alba even posted an Instagram photo dump from their recent trip to Mexico that included a picture of the two together.
The internet moves fast, though. By next week there will probably be a brand-new celebrity rumor to obsess over. Someone will blink at someone else in a parking lot and suddenly they’re “Hollywood’s newest couple.”
Until then, let’s all accept the boring truth: Jessica Alba and Joe Burrow are not dating. Alba is still with Danny Ramirez.
Honestly, the rumor mill deserves its own reality show at this point. It works harder than most people’s morning alarm clocks.
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