Well, well, well, looks like someone forgot that cameras exist. Fresh off the glitter and glam of Oscars night, Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow decided to exit an afterparty in the most subtle way possible: by literally hiding his face like a kid caught sneaking cookies at 2 a.m. Smooth. Unfortunately for him, paparazzi cameras don’t take nights off, and now the internet has a brand-new mystery to obsess over.
And who was walking right beside Mr. “You-can’t-see-me”? None other than Alix Earle, the social media star who somehow keeps finding herself at the center of headline chaos. Yes, Alix Earle: the same one recently rumored to be linked to Tom Brady, because apparently, when it comes to NFL quarterbacks, she’s collecting them like Pokémon cards.
Joe burrowed his face in his hand as he rode shotgun … while the trio of babes grinned from the back seat. Chin up, Joe, that’s quite the entourage you’ve got there!!!
Joe’s been hanging out with tons of famous, beautiful ladies this NFL offseason … just last week, we had to debunk some dating rumors between him and Jessica Alba.
Now, these photos are likely to whip up some more dating speculation … Alix and Stassie appear to be available, though Tate is said to be exclusively dating hockey star Jack Hughes.
Let’s be honest: if there was nothing going on, would Joe really be out here covering his face like he just saw his ex at the grocery store? Probably not. That move alone deserves its own Oscar. Best Performance in a Leading Role: “Man Trying Very Hard Not to Be Seen.”
At the end of the day, maybe it’s nothing, maybe it’s everything, or maybe Joe just really hates bright lights after 10 p.m.
Either way, one thing is clear: hiding your face only makes people look harder. And now? Everyone’s looking.
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