Common etiquette says you don’t take a dump at the house of person you’ve just met but if you do, don’t throw it out of a window and definitely don’t try and retrieve it and get stuck.
Huffington Post reports that Liam Smyth, a grad student at University of Bristol, went on a date with a woman he met on Tinder. As the evening progressed Smyth invited her back to his place for some Netflix and Chill when she asked to use the restroom. After dropping a deuce, and discovering the toilet wouldn’t flush, the young lady threw the offending turds out of the window, only to discovered them trapped in a crawl space.
People throwing doo-doo out the window on dates now?
After copping to the poo out the window to Liam, the duo attempted to retrieve them together but things went to sh*t when the young lady became trapped in the window.
Upside-down.
“I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast,” Smyth wrote on his GoFundMe page. “Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap.”
At that point, he called for help and an emergency crew drove up within minutes. About 15 minutes later, the woman was free.
Despite the poo and firefighters breaking his window to rescue her, which will cost roughly $2700 bucks, he’s Smyth says he’s down for a second date.
“She’s a lovely girl ― I’m not sure what’s going to happen ― I’m really busy with my dissertation at the moment, but I’d certainly be open to seeing her again,” he told the Daily Star.
For photos of the rescue and video, flip the pages.