My Caucasian brothers do a lot of curious things.
I will say this Mr. Grundstrom is a man of his word and he didn’t half ass the streaking, he went all out.
Collin J. Grundstrom, 22, of Jefferson City, Mo., was apprehended on the field after shedding his clothes and running from right field to left field.
According to the police report he was charged with being a spectator running on the playing field and, because he stripped, lewd and lascivious behavior. Both violations are likely to draw fines, though each has the potential of jail time, an official said.
Grundstrom “appeared to have been drinking,” said Joe Walsh, the team’s head of stadium security.
Grundstrom told police he ran onto the field because he lost a bet.
Cardinals third baseman David Freese looked on the bright side of the delay.
“He was naked. He’s not carrying much,” Freese said. “That relaxes that aspect of the drama. I guess naked’s better. I don’t know. Less to worry about.”
Not, sure what Freese meant by saying “he wasn’t carrying much”. I laughed either way.