I like this Darvish kid already.

He came over to the US rocking a weed shirt and dates a porn star.  A little worried about the “Electric Tongue”, that sounds painful, but I like the kid’s attitude.

Doesn’t seem to have a care in the world.

Yu Darvish— the Texas Rangers new $111 million dollar pitching import— seems to have a pretty good game off the field too.

The 25 year-old hurler is reportedly dating a Japanese “G-Cup adult movie star” who is famous for her “electric tongue.”

The mop-topped free-spirit with a dyed goatee signed a six-year $60 million contract with the Rangers in January after the team bid another $51.7 million against other major league teams for the rights to his services.

Darvish is the top-grossing celebrity in Japan where he generated $258 million in advertising revenue in January alone.

When you are bringing in $258 million in cash a month, you can pretty much date whoever you want.

I wonder if his teammates make an error in the field she will call them out in her next video………

*wait*