Broncos Fans Not Pleased With Pigeons Pooping On Them During Home Games

When I first heard about this one I had to chuckle.

Could you imagine being a mile high up in the bleachers enjoying your home team and having it interrupted by poop.

Pro Football Talk via the Coloradoan is reporting that is exactly the frustrating experience Denver Broncos fan are going through.

Allison Harden and her husband Jeff say they were guests of a season ticket holder at Sunday night’s game. Allison says before the first snap, she had already been hit with pigeon droppings.

“There were some people messing around behind me and someone grabbed my shirt,” Allison said. “I found out a pigeon had pooped on the back of my shirt.”

Other fans have complained and don’t feel that at $250 per ticket, that should be sh-t on.  No pun intended.

Andy Gorchov, the General Manager Of Stadium Management released a statement and assured something would be done.

“We strive to ensure that all fans have a positive experience during Broncos games, and their safety and comfort is our No. 1 priority. Unfortunately, outdoor stadiums do sometimes have issues with birds.”

“When these circumstances occur, our stadium staff is instructed to respond immediately and resolve the situation in the most timely and appropriate manner possible. We encourage all guests to contact us if they have an unpleasant experience at our stadium to allow us to provide the absolute highest level of service to them.”

Wow you go to support your team and you get sh-t on.  Ain’t that some sh-t.

One thought on “Broncos Fans Not Pleased With Pigeons Pooping On Them During Home Games

  • How are they going to stop a bird from dropping a deuce on people?

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