The All-American College Football Porn Star Name Team

The Guys at ChatSports.com came up with this list, so if you want to see them all check them out, but here are my top 3 favorites from their site.

Happiness Osunde, DB, Texas Tech: When asked how he came up with his porn star name, Happiness said simply: “Happiness is when you do something you love for work, meaning it really isn’t work at all. Happiness is what I have had in my life since starting my career in the “film” industry, so why not pick that as a name.”

Sterling Lovelady, OL Florida State: Using a first name that says “I’m a throwback to the 70′s heyday of adult films” Sterling picked his last name in an effort to describe his sensual skills on set with his co-stars. There is nothing rough and quick about it, Sterling Lovelady moves at a slow pace and delivers passion in his performances.

Hunter Hollowed, OL, Hawaii: Trying to capitalize on the “real situations” craze of the industry, Hunter modeled his acting career after the famed “Croc Hunter” Steve Irwin. “In my films, I hunt my co-stars down, speak to them in a sexy Australian accent, and it seems to work just as well as the real Croc Hunter. I even use the term CRIKEY to let the audience know that the film is about to end.”