Guessing that there’s about 1% of you who read the site who has heard the name Vincenzo Nibali before. For the other 99% of you, Nibali is an Italian cyclist who just so happened to win the second stage of the Tour de France today, as well as the yellow jersey that goes along with it. While that’s not huge sports news in and of itself, what happened to Nibali on the podium after donning the yellow jersey is, as he went in for a kiss with one of the podium girls only to get hilariously denied.
Sorry paesano, but custom or not, she immediately locked you in the friend zone and threw away the key. Better luck next time.
[H/T to For the Win]