Baltimore serial killer Joseph Roy Metheny has died in prison at age 62. Now, normally we wouldn’t be profiling some random killer meeting his end behind bars, however; this story can SERVE as a cautionary tale for all of us who love a good BBQ chicken sandwich.
Metheny was convicted of murdering 23-year-old Kathy Spicer & 39-year-old Cathy Ann Magaziner in the 90s & sent to prison forever, but it was what he later confessed to in a jailhouse interview that will make you lose your appetite:
Via Daily Mail:
Though it was never proven in court, Metheny said in a jailhouse confession that he butchered the bodies of Magaziner and Spicer and sold the meat in a roadside stand, calling it his ‘special meat’.
‘I had real roast beef and pork sandwiches and why not they were very good,’ he wrote. ‘The human body tastes was very similar to pork. If you mix it together no one can tell the difference.’
The twisted killer concluded his jailhouse confession with a warning for hungry travelers on unfamiliar roads.
‘So the next time you’re riding down the road and you happen to see an open pit beef stand that you’ve never seen before, make sure you think about this story before you take a bite of that sandwich,’ he wrote.
‘Sometimes you never know who you may be eating. Ha! Ha!’
The thoughts of taking an unsuspecting bite out of a person-sandwich, combined with how this guy looked give me the creeps.
I think I’ll pass on BBQ for a little while.