Today is Columbus Day, which is the day to honor Christopher Columbus, who supposedly discovered America. Most banks are already opened, since most people don’t believe Columbus discovered America, but that’s besides the point. The Bank of Ann Arbor decided to use the holiday as an opportunity to troll Ohio State.
— Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) October 13, 2014
This joke might’ve been funny if Michigan actually had a winning record, but I digress.