If Matt Barnes can “date” Rihanna (depends on who you ask), then drive to beat up Derek Fisher for smashing his estranged wife Gloria Govan, then you too can win at fantasy football. Just don’t get caught with your pants down like Fisher or at least don’t go out like Fisher. In this situation I don’t have a clue who is the one to marry, the one you smash or who has got to die. But the point is don’t be Derek Fisher in 2015. Don’t coach the Knicks of your fantasy football league, like Fisher. Don’t smash the wrong girl like Derek Fisher. Don’t get beat up like Derek Fisher. Ladies and Gents, Derek Fisher did everything wrong but luckily he only smashed and didn’t marry Govan. He can still run, so do what Derek Fisher should do and RUN. Find new fantasy players to Marry, find you a good one to smash, and drop the players that will get you beat up.
Marry = Joseph Randle
Dallas unsung hero has been Joesph Randle. With Dez, Romo, and now Lance Dunbar is expected to miss the season due to an ACL. Randle going to be even more valuable. Randle only had 27 yards rushing yards but still got into the endzone. The touches will be there for Randle and he won’t be pulled if Weeden can get the Cowboys into the redzone.
Smash = Cincinnati Bengals Defense
Bengals have had 7 takeaways this season. They are giving less than 20 pts per game. Their next opponent Seattle has only averaged 21 points per game. Even better Bengals are only owned in 39% of NFL.com leagues. They can definitely be a big win for a team.
Kill = Tre Mason
I told you to drop Tre Mason weeks ago but according to NFL.com Mason is still owned in 65% of leagues. First, Gurley is back and looks amazing. Last game Gurley ran all over Cardinals defenders for 146 yards. Mason touches will only decrease as Gurley gets more comfortable with the offense. Mason will only bring you sporadic success if you are lucky. Frankly it’s better backs you can pick up on the waiver wire.