The profit of this scam had to be high, depending on what type of dog food she was using.
A Wisconsin woman has been charged after she reportedly crushed up dog food and sold it as heroin.
Megan Meyer, 22, allegedly sold the substance, as well as an aspirin she claimed was painkiller Percocet, to a police informant last month.
When police asked Meyer if she ever sold drugs, she answered that she had “sold some fake stuff” to a man in November.
She told officers she was mad at the man because he had stolen a car seat from her, reported WESH.com.
The crazy part is she could get 15 years in jail for this.