Damn homie…..
Found out his lady was checking and then she went all pitbull on him. The dog, not the singer.
A man had to have his testicles reattached after his girlfriend bit them off his body after an argument when she returned late home from church.
The eye-watering attack happened in Botswana, where the victim, 33, required emergency services to sew his privates back on.
The couple were said to have fallen out after the 32-year-old woman arrived home a day late from church.
He said: ‘Currently she is facing a grievous harm charge and the doctor’s report will determine the final charge.
Come to find out the reason she was a day late was because she was having an affair with the preacher.
Cold world.