You and The Birthday Girl became “official” on Valentine’s Day (at least according to her). Ay- que lindo! Then, you became Facebook friends. You changed your status to “separated” 2 days before you became her friend. I guess if you are going to be a cheating sack of shit, you’d better look half way official.
Needless to say when I received the screenshot of our “separation”, I was flabbergasted. Like how do you separate from your spouse without a conversation? Not one word. You did this slyly though. And my family watched. You did ask, “Who was I fucking?” and you tried to chastise me about the clothes I was wearing. All while reminding me that I was married. You even gave me sweet little kisses with an ass rub when you left. I played along waiting for this day. I have been holding this shit in for weeks. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo, my nigga! I’m free! HAHAHA!
At least he changed the Facebook right?