The jokes write themselves, but the crimes are serious.
A 22-year-old Oregon man knows a thing or two about felonies. After all, he’s named after ’em.
Why his parents decided to name his so, we’ll probably never know, but Fellony Hudson was recently arrested and is being accused of felony kidnapping, felony eluding, felony possession of a stolen vehicle, and several misdemeanors following a police pursuit across state lines. Fellony allegedly assaulted his girlfriend while driving, and ran a red light. Since the vehicle had been reported stolen a week prior, a chase ensued. Fellony was eventually taken out by a set of spike strips.
A 22-year-old Oregon man knows a thing or two about felonies. After all, he’s named after ’em.
Why his parents decided to name his so, we’ll probably never know, but Fellony Hudson was recently arrested and is being accused of felony kidnapping, felony eluding, felony possession of a stolen vehicle, and several misdemeanors following a police pursuit across state lines. Fellony allegedly assaulted his girlfriend while driving, and ran a red light. Since the vehicle had been reported stolen a week prior, a chase ensued. Fellony was eventually taken out by a set of spike strips.
This appears his calling in life.