I know Paul Pierce is rich, but this is a pretty solid offer from Cam Soda.
I don’t know what else Pierce has in the works but he should consider it. It is likely less than what he was making at ESPN, but it is better than nothing.
Here is what they are offering.
Dear Paul Pierce,
I saw the news that you have parted ways with ESPN after you posted a video to social media of yourself with exotic dancers.
Being that you are now unemployed, I would like to extend you a position at CamSoda as our first-ever “NBA Analyst.” As our NBA Analyst, you would be required to stream yourself live on our platform every weeknight and discuss happenings around the NBA. Inside the NBA be damned.
Here at CamSoda, we champion exotic dancers, cam girls and sex workers. We would be more than happy to accommodate your penchant for women and you’d be free to stream with them while they twerk in the background and more.
We’d be willing to extend you an offer of up to $250,000.
Get in touch with me and we can discuss details and hopefully reach an agreement.
Sincerely,
Daryn Parker
CamSoda Vice President
What do you think?
Social media thinks he should take the gig.
Flip the page for Pierce with the strippers and Cam Soda’s full offer.