I am sure this is a story that this guy tells everyone at dinner parties.
I am also sure no one believes him.
Why would anyone believe he saw Scarlett Johansson’s private parts in an airport bathroom, and how do you tell that story without sounding like a creep?
The facts are, though, it did happen, and he didn’t do anything wrong.
How do you know that it is true? Scarlett, herself has told the story.
The MCU’s Black Widow star, while playing a game of ‘Guess The Avenger’, revealed that she is a flashing culprit. She followed up the bizarre and shocking revelation by saying, “It was unintentional! I was using the bathroom on the plane as one does, and I guess I didn’t lock the door… and I went back to grab the toilet paper and my entire a*ina was splayed out… and the guy opens the door, he looks down, he goes like this,” and she demonstrated the man’s shocked expressions.
Scarlett Johansson further continued, “And I was like, ‘Close the (expletive) door!’ And then I had to open the door and walk past the entire cabin of people that all just heard me be like,” and then she made a screaming impression, or to put it accurately, she just screamed.
Johansson is considered one of the hottest women in the world and one of the greatest Avengers.
Clearly, Black Widow is the most badass Avenger. Her skill set in battle is like chess for her. Yet, she was often made into a cheap interpretation of a real woman by being sequestered to the role of love interest. Similarly, her character is cheapened when she is written as “the mother” in Avengers: Endgame, keeping everyone together as she struggles herself to feel complete. Of course, the biggest disservice to her character is the release of her solo movie after she died in Avengers: Endgame. As such, here’s how Black Widow became a footnote in the MCU at large.
Flip the pages for her thirst traps. You will not be disappointed.