Adult film star Valentina Bellucci is getting paid, but not from the movies.
She is getting paid for being a critic.
A critic of packages.
I kid you not. Men are paying for Valentina to rate their packages and are paying big bucks.
She’s helping men beat their penis anxieties one click at a time.
Las Vegas vixen Valentina Bellucci is turning a handsome profit by turning men’s frowns upside down about the lengths and sizes of their genitals. And the busty bombshell reassures her clients that penises are like breasts — their beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
“Basically, men pay [me] to look at a picture of their d–k and tell them if it looks good and mainly if it’s big enough,” Bellucci, 35, told DailyStar.
The Italy-born brunette, who produces and performs in erotica, is regularly inundated with saucy “d–k rating” requests from guys on Skype and OnlyFans seeking honest crotch critiques.
“Unfortunately, a lot of men think that size is the only thing that matters, and a hot girl wouldn’t want to have sex with them if their d–k is too small,” the siren said.
In the US, the average length of a penis is 5.17 inches, per a recent study on manhood measurements across 86 nations. Overall, researchers found that American men rank as having the 59th-biggest penises in the world.
Ecuadorian gents earned top billing with wow-worthy weenies reaching up to 6.95 inches. Cambodians, however, came up short, securing last place at a mere 3.95 inches when fully erect.
Damn Cambodians, that is a tough pill to swallow, but as long as you got a good personality, you can always find a lovely lady.
It also helps if you are rich, so get to work Cambodians, so you don’t get embarrassed by Valentina. I wonder how much she is charging for this.
Crazy world we live in.
Flip the pages for Valentina at work.