Some people get flowers for Valentine’s Day, some people get chocolate, and then there’s PJ Washington, who looked at Cupid and said, “Hold my wallet.”
The Dallas Mavericks forward reportedly gifted his wife, Alisah Chanel, a shiny Ferrari SF90 worth around $1 million for Valentine’s Day. Yes, one million dollars.
Meanwhile, the rest of us are arguing with customer service about same-day delivery fees.
The SF90 is not just a car, it’s a spaceship with wheels. It goes from zero to “I don’t talk to peasants” in seconds. It hums, it growls and it announces your arrival before you even turn the corner.
The Dallas Mavericks forward reportedly gifted his wife, Alisah Chanel, a million-dollar Ferrari, a Richard Mille watch, luxury designer bags, and a private island vacation in what quickly became one of the most extravagant displays of affection by an NBA player this season.
Alisah Chanel, an influencer and entrepreneur with a sizable social media following, has frequently showcased the couple’s lifestyle, but this latest gesture stood out even by their standards. The Ferrari alone reportedly sits in the seven-figure range depending on customization.
The Richard Mille watch, known for its exclusivity and association with elite athletes and billionaires, can range anywhere from several hundred thousand dollars to well over a million. Add in designer handbags and a private island getaway, and the total package reflects both Washington’s earning power and his desire to make a statement.
That’s not a gift, that’s an investment portfolio with leather seats.
Love languages come in many forms, words of affirmation, quality time, acts of service, and apparently, Italian supercars.
In the end, though, it’s the gesture that counts.
A very loud, very expensive, 986-horsepower gesture.
If this is the standard, Cupid better start applying for a raise.
Because PJ Washington just turned Valentine’s Day into the Super Bowl of gift giving.
Flowers are officially on notice.
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