The internet woke up and chose chaos again. This time the main characters are Bill Belichick, his girlfriend Jordon Hudson, and somehow, Tom Brady.
Yes, Tom Brady.
Jordon Hudson decided to post something on Instagram that had social media rubbing its eyes in confusion. In a bizarre twist, she compared herself to Brady. The same Brady who won seven Super Bowls, the same Brady who basically turned winning into a personality trait. Bold move!
Now, to be fair, confidence is free, and Instagram is the land of dramatic captions and deep metaphors. But comparing yourself to arguably the greatest quarterback of all time? That’s like saying you and Beyonce both sing in the shower, so you’re basically twins.
The timeline did not take it lightly.
Within minutes, fans were typing essays in the comments. Some were confused, some were laughing, some were asking if this was performance art. Others just posted popcorn emojis and watched the show unfold.
The evergreen Brady played until he was 45 in the NFL, winning a record seven Super Bowl rings – six coming under the guidance of the legendary coach Bill Belichick, who is now dating Hudson, 24.
And Hudson seems to think she is defying Father Time in a way similar to Brady in her own field of cheerleading.
She shared a picture to Instagram of a yellow hair clip, which she decorated with a pink bow and letter beads that spell the words ‘Be Old’.
In the caption, she seemingly drew comparisons with Brady by writing: ‘For the record, a 24 y/o flyer is the equivalent of a 42 y/o quarterback.’
Hudson, in the accompanying hashtags, added the comments, ‘BeOld’ and ‘GeriatricCheerleaderSociety’.
Still, you have to admire the confidence. It takes guts to drop a post like that and just let the internet react however it wants. That’s bravery, or chaos, possibly both.
In the end, it’s just another reminder that Instagram captions can cause more controversy than a referee call in overtime.
And if there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s this: never casually compare yourself to Tom Brady unless you’re ready for the comment section to blitz you.
