Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you: Father of the year. Rapper Jay Fizzle is reportedly expecting three more children, bringing his grand total to 34 kids with over 14 women. At this point, he’s not building a family — he’s assembling his own country!
Yes, while most of us struggle to keep track of two group chats and a pet, Fizzle is out here managing a bunch of birthdays! Forget a tour bus, this man needs a school bus fleet.
Social media, of course, had thoughts and they were fire and hilarious!
But we salute the confidence. Managing one toddler is a full-time job. Managing 34? That’s legendary and exhausting!
Flip to the next page to watch Jay Fizzle update us all about his kids and baby mamas…
