What is love if you cannot do certain awkward things in front of your lover? The love isn’t deep when you cannot do certain things in the presence of your lover. You have to be able to fart in front of your lover without him or her getting mad at you.
Well, the NYP reports that one Brazilian songstress named Viviane de Queiroz Pereira out of shyness has been hospitalized after her “reluctance to fart in front of her significant other resulted in a dangerous gas buildup.”
Brazilian songstress Viviane de Queiroz Pereira had to be hospitalized after her reluctance to fart in front of her significant other resulted in a dangerous gas buildup. She detailed her gastrointestinal fiasco in an Instagram Story for her 15.7 million followers, which has since disappeared from her feed, Newshub reported.
“I woke up at 5:30 a.m. with severe stomach pains and ended up in the hospital,” wrote Pereira — known by her stage name Pocah — in the post. It included photos of the 27-year-old superstar in the medical facility, as seen in screenshots on social media.
Per the post, Pereira’s bizarre affliction started after she refused to let ‘er rip because she wasn’t on “farting terms” with her boyfriend. The gaseous gal also reportedly heeded advice from a TikTok thread that told her to ignore the “stomach pains,” which eventually resulted in her having to report to the doctor with an “accumulation of trapped farts.”
Trapped gas occurs when methane does not move through one’s intestines normally, causing sufferers “sharp pain or discomfort in their abdomen.” However, this condition is generally caused by certain foods and underlying medical conditions, like irritable bowel syndrome, rather than abstaining from cutting the cheese.
Thankfully, doctors were able to relieve Pereira of her natural gas reserves.
“But that’s it, guys. I’m medicated and I’m fine,” insisted the singer-songwriter, who is using her gassy saga to warn others against keeping things bottled up inside.
Viviane de Queiroz Pereira is now dishing out advice to her fellow women not to be shy farting in front of their boyfriends.
“Girls, don’t be ashamed to fart in front of your guy, because what’s really embarrassing is not letting your guy sleep because you’re in discomfort, going to hospital with your guy, and the diagnosis being ‘trapped farts.’ “From now on, I’m letting them rip, guys.”
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