Man Needs Your Help Learning Football or His Girlfriend Will Leave Him on Super Bowl Sunday


Even though the reasonable part of mind tells me this isn’t true, the part that normally writes these stories says……

BELIEVE!!!!! tracked down this ad from a man in distressed because he is caught in a web of lies that could cause him to lose his girlfriend.

If that was just the end of it, it would have been interesting, but when you read the ad, it makes it amazing.

I *desperately* need to learn about football between now and next week’s Super Bowl game. Preferably from someone who was a quarterback in college or the pros, but at the very least someone who knows a lot about quarterbacks.

This person MUST be available each day between now and the Super Bowl game (February 5, 2012), some time between 7-9pm on weekdays or afternoons on Saturday.

This is really important to me. I think my girlfriend still really likes her ex and when we first started dating she cheated on me a few times with him, so I really can’t risk looking like an idiot in front of both of them.

Seriously, this is really important. My girlfriend and I are going through a bit of a rough patch now and she keeps threatening to move out. I’m afraid if I get caught lying about this our relationship is over.


“I think my girlfriend still really likes her ex and when we first started dating she cheated on me a few times with him”

I can’t stress how much I hope this is authentic.

His girlfriend who was cheating on him with her EX, hurts him so much he makes up a story about being a college football quarterback, now needs some football knowledge because he is going to spend the day with his girlfriend at her EX’s house to watch the game.

The funniest part is that he thinks it is the football knowledge that is the problem, totally ignorning he is going over the house of the man his lady cheated on him with.

I simply can’t believe there is a man that stupid in the world, but he is offering $500 if you want to help him out.

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  1. LOL….during the game the “ex” will probably tell dude “I have to talk to your girl privately for a minute”, then take her to the bedroom and bang the hell out of her while dude sits in the living room watching TV….

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