Dwight Howard Says God Will Choose His Next Team For Him

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I don’t understand why God didn’t direct Howard to wear some condoms? Considering all the secret children he has (5 confirmed maybe a 6th on the way).

With that being said, here is what Dwight Howard to say about his impending free agency decision.

“It’s free agency and I have the opportunity to choose where I’m going to play,” he said. “God opens doors, and I’m relying on my faith to direct me.”I don’t think it’s fair I get criticized for waiting on such an opportunity.”

But what does he want in a team?

“I want to win; I’ve done everything else,” he said. “I just want to win.”

The first part he is correct, he is free to do what he wants. He should leave God out of it, because we know his christian values only surface when it is beneficial to him.

From what I am hearing Houston is looking like the favorite because Dwight Howard can’t handle the LA spotlight.

2 COMMENTS

  1. i hope god has a sense of humor..why is it everytime this stooge speaks,he makes things worse?

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