Chad Ocho Cinco Condoms Coming To A Store Near You?
They say Manny Pacquiao is the pound for pound best boxer in the world. If there was a pound for pound list of most entertaining athlete the title would have to go to Chad Ocho Cinco.
If you watched HBO Hard Knocks you might have saw Chad “joking” about coming out with his own line of condoms. Like most things Chad says you never really know if he is just talking or if he is serious.
Earlier today on his twitter account (http://www.twitter.com/OGOchoCinco) he Twitpic what the Ocho Cinco Condom box would look like.
Besides the catchy slogan and the ruler to measure your “package” the funniest thing to me is the South Beach Cabana Hat Ocho is rocking. He looks like he should be playing shuffleboard at a retirement home.
I am pro breaking lamps, but I don’t know if I would trust Ocho’s condoms. It did get me to thinking, what if other Wide receivers came out with condoms how reliable would they be?
1- The T.O. Condom
They start off well, but as soon as you get someone pregnant the T.O. condom would blame you.
2- The Michael Crabtree Condom
Good condom but it was suppose to be in stores in July, but didn’t show up until October. Does have S-Curl lubricate though.
3- The Roy Williams Condom
Advertised as the #1 condom available, so you paid nine times the amount of the Miles Austin version for half of the reliability.
4- The Steve Smith Condom
Great condom, except the main person buying them (Jake Delhomme) doesn’t appear to know how to put them on.
Feel free to add on.
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November 21st, 2009 at 3:47 pm
“No Child Please!?!”
November 21st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
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November 21st, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I wouldn’t use those…. He got too many kids to have been using condoms regularly….
November 21st, 2009 at 4:37 pm
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November 21st, 2009 at 10:11 pm
5 – The Fitzgerald Condom
Catches everything, no matter how high up you shoot.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:36 am
You know what really irritates me?The fact that Goodell will probably fine the guy for this.
November 22nd, 2009 at 12:46 am
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November 22nd, 2009 at 6:00 am
If there is a way for the NFL to fine Ocho they will
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:01 am
The Boldin one seems to break a lot
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:51 am
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November 23rd, 2009 at 3:01 am
Ted Ginn Jr. Condoms – For the risktakers out there…
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:25 pm
comedian is an understatement- trust me, I know the guy. he should have came up with the condom concept well before the kids and the multiple baby mamas. I gotta give it to him, though, he does take care of the children! And yes, he might just be getting a fine for this one. Sad thing is, if the big boys had any sense, they would ignore the antics- the fines just reinforce his behavior!
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
The Hines Ward Condom: Will block anything you can put at it, but will break your johnson in doing so.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
The Wes Welker condom. 15 times a game, baby!
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:41 pm
The Hank Baskett condom, when your playing way above your league and you don't know how the hell it caught that
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:53 pm
The Braylon Edwards condom: Has some fanfare, but always seems to drop the big one.
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:56 pm
lol Chad is a comedian
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:30 pm
The Desean Jackson condom for when you prematurely finish
The Steve Smith (Giants) condom, the knockoff you buy for a third of the price that works better than the origional
The Roy Williams (again) condom, with an extra big resivoir tip to make room for a huge bust
The Marvin Harrison condom, its old, beat up and doesnt work anymore
The Plaxico Buress condom, no lube needed, just add soap on a rope
The Calvin Johnson condom, a great condom for those who dont get laid much
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:35 pm
The Randy Moss condom: You'll score every time!
November 24th, 2009 at 12:20 am
The MJD condom: for when you don't finish.
November 24th, 2009 at 1:05 am
TOM BRADY CONDOMS FOR THE ONES WHO CRY AFTER SEX
November 24th, 2009 at 1:09 am
The Donovan McNabb Condom: always kinda good… but u just can't go all the way with it
November 24th, 2009 at 1:15 am
Ronnie Brown Condoms amazing when you need them and break when you dont
November 24th, 2009 at 3:17 am
Brett Favre Condom: Can use more than once and still score.
November 24th, 2009 at 3:28 am
Ray Lewis Condoms: Will destroy anything in its way.
November 24th, 2009 at 5:09 am
JaMarcus Russell condoms…you have all the tool to succeed…but it's too lazy to care
November 24th, 2009 at 6:07 am
Shawn Merriman Condoms: Glow-in-the-dark, so you can do the Lights-Out Dance
November 24th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Not a WR, but how can he be left out ?
The Travis Henry Condom – guaranteed to work approximately 3 out of 100 times you have sex.
November 24th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
The Shayne Graham condom… you can put it on, but you'll never split the uprights with it.
November 24th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
The Ron Mexico condom………ooooooooooooops, dropped the ball too late!!!
November 24th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
roy e williams condom—like its not even there at all.
November 24th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
The Michael Vick condom – for doin' it doggie style.
November 24th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Andre Johnson condom- for those who finish fast.
November 24th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
David Tyree condomn-Catches once but is never needed again…damn!
November 24th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
The Plaxico Burress condom – It doesn't need you. It takes the shot by itself.
November 24th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Brett Farve Condom: When you need that marathon session of durability
November 24th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Dying laughing
November 24th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
The Devin Hester condom – When you want to do it fast and inaccurate
The Isaac Bruce condom – When you're just to old to do it but still try
The Darrius Heyward-Bey condom – For casual, once in a while uses
November 24th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
seems like I was just too late with mine. nvm
how about..
The Brandon Marshall Condom – For those who are never satisfied
The Vince Young Condom – It helps your "Johnson" run well
November 24th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
The Plaxico Burres Condom, You don't have to ask, yes there's a hole in it
The Peyton Manning Condom, It ain't pretty but you'll score
The brandon Jacobs condom, for when you just wanna pound it
The Barry Sanders Condom, for the young ones that like to squirm
The Bo Jackson Condom, for those who go both ways
The Michael Strahan Condom, When all you wanna do is split the gap
The Tony Romo Condom, you'll get the pretty girl, but you'll never win the one that counts, and no one will know why
November 24th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Big Ben Condom – For when 'No' means YES!!
November 24th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Made in Korea: Voted dirtiest by 11.6% of the NFL.
November 24th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Hines Ward Condom: Made in Korea: Voted dirtiest by 11.6% of the NFL.
November 24th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
The Gus Frerotte condom…for when you just want to ram it in a wall.
November 24th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
*DEAD*
November 25th, 2009 at 12:19 am
The Jay Cutler condom…for when you cry like a baby when you don't get it 'your way.'
November 24th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
THE REX RYAN……for the guys with fatties
November 25th, 2009 at 7:09 am
Jason Elam condom… works 62.5% of the time
November 26th, 2009 at 9:44 am
That is just cold…can you do better?
November 27th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
LMAO HAHAHAHA
November 27th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
The Donald Driver condom: It expired 2 years ago but still bears all the load
November 28th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
The Jared Allen Condom: Always great in the sack!
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:20 am
The Franco Harris: The Immaculate Erection
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:58 am
The John Madden condom: works 60% of the time a 100% of the time
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
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December 3rd, 2009 at 7:48 am
The DeMarcus Ware Condom- for those brutal poundings
The Troy Polamalu Condom- When you need a pick in those hairy situations
The Tony Romo Condom- For homosexual use only
The Lions Condom- For those who might get lucky once in a while, but will never get a ring
December 7th, 2009 at 1:18 am
The Steve Smith Condom: Comes in small sizes only
December 12th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
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January 2nd, 2010 at 7:29 pm
The Jay Cutler condom: Somehow you got another girl pregnant…
January 4th, 2010 at 2:43 am
The Dan Orvlosky Condom: Once putting it on, forgetting what direction to go
January 4th, 2010 at 2:56 am
The Brett Favre Condom: Many different color choices (green + yellow) (green + white) (purple + yellow) and coming to stores in the next 3 years, (tiger orange + black) (carolina blue + white) (seagreen + seablue)
January 7th, 2010 at 4:19 am
Troy Polamalu condom… Always broken.
January 7th, 2010 at 6:36 am
I think we should be naming them after Darelle Revis….best defense in the league
January 7th, 2010 at 7:50 am
The Champ Bailey Condom: Always got you covered
The Tom Brady Condom: Will only work on supermodels
The Kurt Warner condom: It'll make you feel young again
January 8th, 2010 at 12:25 am
like you
January 9th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
The Chris Henry condom………. ahhh i cant do it
January 9th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
The Braylon Edwards condom: For when you only want a catch a quarter of the time
February 1st, 2010 at 3:14 pm
The Ed Reed Condom – Takes care of 1/3 of your load
March 17th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
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