This is the official “Jump the Shark” moment for the phrase “Jump Offs”.
It is time for it to be retired when Tony Kornheiser is using it in his opening monologue for PTI. Honestly the fact Joe Budden had a semi hit song about it should have been reason enough for people never to use the phrase.
Similar to the phrase “Swagger”, “Jump Offs” needs to die a fast and swift death.
Use “NoHos“, “Tigerstyling”, “Transgressions” or “Biscuitbabes (you know your side piece) but unless you want to be associated with an old balding orange colored man (I love Kornheiser by the way except when he was on Monday Night Football) you probably want to stay away from telling people how many “jump offs” you have.
You will get the “Rock Eyebrow”.
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