I will say this it is more likely that Dwight Howard signs with a team in Zimbabwe dunking on Giraffes and Elephants than signing a long term with extension.
Dwight has been touring Japan and took time to dunk on a Giraffe at a mall.
Good news is, it wasn’t a living Giraffe, because PETA wouldn’t like that. Bad news is, it might be a stuff Giraffe meaning Tarzan could have speared it before it made it to the mall, which wouldn’t be nice.
Either way I am slightly entertained.
