Brandon Spikes Mourns the Loss of His Gucci Sandal

I think this is what the kids call “1st World Problems”.

Damn I just lost a gucci sandal in the F**kin ocean. #Bummer

— BrandonSpikes55 (@brandonspikes55) April 10, 2014

Spikes who compared his time in New England to slavery and called Pats fans “Massholes”, seems to be having a good time with everyone since he was signed by Bills.

Also, never forget he once made stripper pay for her own meal.