I didn’t know they could arrest you for this…..
Martin Gregory Coll, 52, of no fixed abode, appeared in court charged with two offences linked to the alleged incident.
The police sergeant told District Judge Peter King that the defendant, was observed entering the rear car park of the old peoples’ home by police officers at 5am on Saturday.
He added: “He went to the rear car park which is used by staff and by residents. Officers went to check and when they arrived they heard what they described as sex sounds emanating from behind a fence in the car park. He had a handheld DVD player with the volume turned loud.
“He was laying on a mattress naked from the waist down with his trousers and underwear down by his ankles and he was simulating sex with the mattress. A number of residents in the old peoples’ home were awake at the time but they did not want to make a statement to the police.”
Mr. Coll has been arrested 72 times, so it is obvious he has some sort of mental issue. I hope he gets help.
H/T Daily Mirror