Bill Belichick had an amazing press conference on balls.
I have no idea what he was talking about most of the time, but maybe that was the point to confuse us all.
He did drop a “My Cousin Vinny” reference though that can’t be ignore.
If you never seen “My Cousin Vinny” here is the general plot details via Wikipedia.
The film deals with two young New Yorkers traveling through rural Alabama who are put on trial for a murder they did not commit, and the comical attempts of a cousin, Vincent Gambini, a newly minted lawyer, to defend them. Much of the humor comes from the contrasting personalities of the brash Italian-American New Yorkers, Vinny and his fiancée Mona Lisa, and the more reserved Southern townspeople.