Now that a potential scapegoat has been found in the tiresome Deflategate saga in the form of a Patriots locker room attendant, the silliness surrounding underinflated footballs should hopefully come to a swift and merciful end. In the chance that things fall through, and it turns out said locker room attendant merely took the game balls into the bathroom while he relieved himself (Ed.note: ewwww), a number of Pats “fans” came out of the woodwork to claim responsibility—and by fans I mean celebs acting like overzealous supporters of the New England Patriots—appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live to fall on their swords as it were and save the good names of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick.
Not one of those stories sounded the least bit plausible, yet for some reason I believe Chris Evans because no way Captain America—even Captain America with a cheesy mustache—would lie about a genie in a football.