You know how they say don’t text and drive?
I am pretty sure that means don’t drive and watch porn as well.
A distracted Michigan driver was killed in a car wreck he caused by watching porn and masturbating instead of watching the road, Michigan State Police told FOX 2 Detroit.
Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was “beating” on Detroit’s Interstate 75 early Sunday when the skin-flick distraction on his smartphone caused him to roll out of control. Jones wasn’t wearing a seatbelt and was ejected from the 1996 Toyota’s sunroof.
Cops found the motor-masturbator without any pants on when authorities arrived around 3:30 a.m. at the scene of the crash.