FL Stripper Goes GTA on Cops, Doesn’t Get Shot; Eats Shirt to Avoid DUI

ZyZe McCausland Mugshot

Amazingly she wasn’t shot in the back.

Funny how that works.

A Florida stripper put “a large portion of her shirt into her mouth and began chewing” during her arrest on drunken driving charges, police said.

ZyZe McCausland, 32, nearly smashed her Mazda SUV into another car around 2 a.m. Sunday morning then yelled “oh f–k” and sped away when a police officer yelled at her to pull over, according to an arrest report from the Key West Police Department.

The officer jumped into a police cruiser and followed her with its lights and sirens blaring as she drove through stop signs and careened into an Eliza St. school parking lot.

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