32. “I don’t like people talking to me.”
Same.
33. “Are you Trump’s brother? You want me to thank you?”
This is next-level stuff here by Ball.
34. “LaVar didn’t say thank you to the president.”
Third person-ing like crazy here.
35. “Did you thank the doctor for bringing you into this world? Well, you better go back and find him. Because you lucky.”
No words.
36. “I like how you keep saying my whole name, man.”
“My title is LaVar Ball, the big baller, the CEO of the Big Baller Brand.” — LaVar Ball
37. “My friends call me Mo. You can call me Mo.”
I am cheating a little since this is a Cuomo quote not one from “the big baller.” But, it’s so good I had to include. Sidebar: My friends call me “Mr. Cillizza.”
38. “Chrome-Mo like Google. Like the Google Chrome.”
???????????
39. “Tell Donald Trump to have a great Thanksgiving, because big baller is.”
This feels like a good place to end. Right? Right.