LeBron, no offense, but the Lakers are paying you $150 million, so I’d try to stay in shape if I were you. And pizza is not the way to do it. One kid on the youth football team I coach once ate too much pizza and got husky, and we had to make him lose 15 lbs in 3 days.
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) July 9, 2018