My man was tired of sending his cash back home, so he was like I am just going to play dead.
It almost worked.
A husband tried to fake his own death by staging photos of himself in a morgue so his wife would stop asking him for money.
Danny Gonzalez, 27, who is originally from Honduras but lives in the US, took photos of himself with cotton wool stuffed into his nostrils and mouth, and a white sheet over his body.
He sent the photos to his wife living back home in Saba, southern Honduras, along with a picture of a flower-covered coffin in a funeral parlour.
A message told her he had died from cancer and asthma, according to reports.
However, the ruse backfired after local media in his hometown started to report his sudden death, and the news reached his shocked friends and elderly parents.
When local media finally found him alive, he admitted the hoax was a ploy to make his of two years believe he had passed away.
He told the TV Sur channel: “My wife would call me every week just to ask to send more money.
“Every Saturday she would call me telling me I had sent her so much, and I needed to send her this much more.
The rest of the week, not even a message. She would never send photos or ask me anything else.
“She kept asking me to send her mobile phones.
“I’d already sent six and she always rang me to tell me it had been stolen.”
Lesson here is if you wife not sending nudes, then play dead.
Wait…
Anyway flip the pages for the fake death photos.