You know the drill it is a Florida Man-Woman story, so it is going to be crazy.
So, let’s get to that first.
A 38-year-old woman was arrested by deputies after she dropped her pants, blocked traffic and exposed herself at a local Waffle House.
The report says, Ryder Zobrist advised the employee she was going to retrieve a firearm and shoot him in the face and all of his employee and everyone in the store.
Zobrist then walked to the middle of the parking lot, pulled down her pants exposing her sexual organs and started dancing around in the parking lot, says the report.
The report revealed, Zobrist then approached the Waffle House employee while her pants were still down and sexual organs still exposed, and attempted to grab the man’s genitals.
When the employee attempted to prevent Zobrist from grabbing his genitals, the report states, Zobrist lean forward and licked the victim on both sides of his face.
A witness stated in the report, while he was in his vehicle trying to leave the parking lot, Zobrist blocked him in and started dancing naked in front of his vehicle.
She was arrested of course, but the interesting or said thing depending on how you look at it, is that her bond was $5k, the same amount as a man who waved gun at black teens and called them N*ggers.
Justice system isn’t just for all.