According to adult star-turned-data scientist Aella, the number of times she had relations is more than the number of times she showered. Wow, she had more s*x in 2022 than showers, and I think that’s terrible. It would be one thing if she had relations 300 times, but she only had them 63 times. Having 37 showers out of 365 days is not healthy.
The New York Post got more;
A popular adult entertainer-turned-data scientist shared a shocking self admission about her hygiene, causing debate to bubble up on social media.
The mononymous Aella — once OnlyFan’s top-grossing star with a reported monthly income of $100,000 — told her 130,000 followers on Twitter that she only showered 37 times last year.
“My 2022 in stats!,” tweeted Aella Sunday. “And some # – how many times I ___ this year.”
By her own account, Aella engaged in about twice the amount of s*x as she did showers, with 63 s*xual encounters last year. In fact, she did a lot of other things more than bathing last year:
- Went outside: 222
- Pooped: 194
- Worked: 137
- Socialized: 165
- Took Adderall: 126
- Drank alcohol: 118
- Danced: 64
- Had s*x: 63
- Cried: 59
- Wrote: 51
- Gamed: 44
- Had a good meal: 42
Activities that fell below showering on the s*x expert’s list included the amount of times she’d consumed various drugs, traveled, exercised worked out and fell ill.
The number 37 rang in the ears of habitual bathers, who noted that the average American adult takes roughly 145 showers annually, according to a 2021 Harvard survey.
“Yep, I try not to disturb my natural skin microbiome too much,” Aella responded to Twitter’s clean critics. “If I shower too often I seem to stink more! I regularly use a bidet and spot-wash my armpits and genitals tho.”
The influencer added that she also washes her face and brushes her teeth daily, and changes her sheets twice per month. But her dermatologic excuse didn’t soak in for some.
“37 showers is so insane to me. I shower twice a day and many days 3 times in the summer or just bc I may have been running around. You stink. You have to,” tweeted one soap enthusiast.
Meanwhile, one male fan pointed out an apparent double-standard, lamenting, “How come when Aella showers once a week its cool but when I do it ‘they are not just social norms bro.’ “
However, the s*x worker’s hot shower takes highlighted an important issue, according to one reader.
“This thread has me wondering how much water gets used by ppl obsessed w showering bc their [black and white] thinking has led them to believe that anything not immediately sanitized is disgusting,” they tweeted. “And have never questioned the narrative of their bodies are inherently nasty and require soap.”
I’m looking forward to reading about the number of s*x she will have in 2023 by the close of December 2023.
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