Buckle up, folks, because we’ve got a wild story here. So, this woman named Stephanie Wegman is in trouble with the law. And get this – she’s married! But apparently, that didn’t stop her from having a little rendezvous with another man named Joseph Luke Brown. And get this – they did the deed inside a locked cemetery! I mean, talk about finding a unique location for a little romance.
But here’s the thing – Stephanie is now facing some serious charges after drugs were found in her purse during a search after they were caught having a good time in the locked cemetery.
An incident report written by State Trooper W.R. Kelly said he traveled to the preserved cemetery – which was last used in the 1920s – the afternoon of March 27 so that his K9 could take a break.
Once he arrived, he noticed a white Nissan Altima – registered to Wegman and her husband Anthony Johnson – ‘with the windows down and no one in the immediate area.’
But soon he ‘observed a white male and female at the rear of the cemetery engaged in sexual activity.’ Two other troopers who were with Kelly at the time also spotted the duo, he wrote.
At that point, they approached the couple to ask for identification, as the cemetery was locked at the time.
Both Wegman and Brown – who is not her husband – complied and returned to the car ‘to obtain clothing, put a blanket back and the female obtained her ID.’
When Kelly and the other officers were looking over her ID, another trooper arrived at the scene with his own K9, who conducted a ‘free air sniff’ and alerted the trooper of a ‘trained odor.’
During an ensuing search of the vehicle, Kelly said the officers found ‘a loose crystal on the passenger’s seat,’ which later tested positive for methamphetamine.
Officers also found ‘two prescription bottles with the labels missing’ inside Wegman’s purse, that contained Xanax and Oxycodone.
Troopers then booked Wegman into custody and charged her a few days later with two counts of possession of a controlled substance without a prescription and a single count of trafficking oxycodone, PEOPLE reports.
The Sumter County Sheriff’s Office also charged Wegman with one count each of drug possession, marijuana possession and methamphetamine possession as well as two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia, according to Law & Crime.
Meanwhile, Brown was brought to a local hospital ‘for a preexisting injury to his leg,’ with Kelly noting that a warrant would be sought for his arrest.
So, yeah, I guess the moral of the story is, if you’re married, maybe stay away from locked cemeteries and drugs if you’re looking for a little adventure. Lesson learned!
Yes, this happened in Florida.
Flip to the next page for photos of Stephanie Wegman, her husband, Anthony Johnson, and her side-piece, Joseph Luke Brown…
