Stop the music, hide the calculators. Somebody check on the family group chat. NBA YoungBoy has officially welcomed his 13th child with Jazlyn Mychelle.
Yes. Thirteen. A full starting lineup plus two coaches. And this time, baby number 13 is his third child with his wife, Jazlyn Mychelle.
At this point, Father’s Day at his house probably needs security and a seating chart.
Let’s break it down calmly. Three children with Jazlyn, ten children with other women. That is not a typo, that is a small census report. Somewhere, a spreadsheet is working overtime.
But hey, consistency matters. Jazlyn has now secured baby number three in the YoungBoy universe. That’s called franchise player status. She’s not new to this, she’s true to this.
NBA took to Instagram to make the happy announcement Sunday, posting a video on his story.
He could be heard in the background saying, “My gangsta had her baby!”
He then asked her, “How do you feel?”
“Relieved,” Jazlyn said.
The new addition — a baby girl — joins the son and daughter NBA and Jazlyn already have, as well as NBA’s 10 other children from previous relationships.
And let’s give Jazlyn her moment. Being a mom is not easy, being a mom in a blended family with 13 total kids in the mix? That requires elite-level patience, that is Olympic parenting.
At this rate, NBA YoungBoy’s family tree needs its own app. There are branches everywhere but it is his life, his choices and his growing household.
So congrats to the couple. Baby number 13 has entered the chat.
Some people chase platinum plaques. NBA YoungBoy? He’s collecting baby blankets.
And somehow, he still finds time to record.
