Vanessa Trump has officially mastered the art of selective attention. While the internet is busy screaming about Tiger Woods’ latest accident and DUI drama, she is reposting Instagram stories. Yes, that’s the energy.
In case you missed it, Tiger managed to find himself back in headlines for all the wrong reasons again. Sir, at this point, GPS should just auto-route him to “trouble.” Naturally, people expected some kind of reaction from Vanessa. A statement, a quote, maybe even a cryptic post. No, not today.
Instead, Vanessa woke up, grabbed her phone, and said, “You know what? Let me share my daughter’s posts.” Priorities. Her daughter Kai Trump suddenly became the main character, and honestly, she didn’t even ask for this plot twist.
In a photo, Kai is seen hanging out at the Miami Open Tennis Tournament with youth golfer Allan Kournikova and tennis coach Jason Stacy. She also reshared Kai answering a question from a fan about when she first started playing golf.
Missing from Vanessa’s IG posts are any mentions of Tiger’s Friday afternoon arrest, which shouldn’t come as a complete shock.
According to police, the golf great was driving his Range Rover at a high rate of speed when he clipped the rear of a pickup truck hauling a trailer along a two-lane road in Jupiter, Florida.
Cops said Tiger’s vehicle flipped over on its side, but, luckily, he and the other driver were not injured. Police also said Tiger was not drunk, but he appeared lethargic and refused to provide a urine sample to check for other substances.
As a result, officers arrested Tiger for DUI and refusing to take a lawful test before booking him into the Martin County Jail. Tiger was later released from jail and driven away from the jail with a pissed-off look on his face without saying a single word about the incident.
At this point, her silence is louder than anything she could say. It’s giving, “I saw it, I processed it, and I chose peace.”
So while the internet keeps refreshing for updates, Vanessa Trump is out here living her best low-drama life. Posting, scrolling, and pretending none of this exists.
