Tiger Woods To Return At Bay Hill? Hires Ari Fleischer To Rebuild Image
All signs are pointing to Tiger Woods returning to the Arnold Palmer Bay Hill Invitional in two weeks. While that is good news for the networks whose ratings have been in the dumps without Tiger, what I find more interesting is that according to the New York Post he has hired Ari Fleischer to help clean up his image.
The reason why I find it interesting is because of some of the people Fleischer has worked for in the past:
George W. Bush
Mark McGwire
The Green Bay Packers in dealing with Brett Favre
The BCS
Ok, George W. Bush=Fail, Mark McGwire=Pretty much a fail, The Packers handling of Favre=Fail and the BCS=The Biggest Fail ever.
And this is the guy who is going to help Tiger Woods rebuild his image?
I could save Tiger a lot of money. It would only take me one minute to tell him what he needs to do to rebuild his image.
Here would be my one minute speech to Tiger:
“Wassup Tigger, peep game you only need to do two things. WIN & at stay away from nohos for a little while. Do you have any Red Hot Riplets in this house?”
Meeting over and all he had to pay me was some Red Hot Riplets.
red hot riplets? That's it? Hahaha that's classic bro