I am starting to think the Paterno is made of adamantium (the same stuff Wolverine is made of). No matter how many times he gets ran over, trips, falls or whatever he just comes back like nothing happened.
Here is his latest injury.
Joe Paterno injured his right arm and hip after a collision at Penn State practice on Sunday. Devon Smith, a wide receiver, hit Joe Pa while he was taking notes on the sideline.
The Hall of Fame coach was injured when he was blindsided by a player running a drill on the practice field. Paterno walked away after the collision.
Maybe he is a vampire that would explain his recuperative powers.