You can read the entire police report below.
The report reads like what you would expect it would sound like when a drunk mother of one of the most famous athletes in the world loses her cool. It is sad and utterly hilarious at the same time.
TMZ breaks it down.
LeBron James‘ mother slapped a Miami Beach valet so hard in the face, she lost her balance and fell to the ground — then told a police officer, “I don’t trust your kind” … this according to the police report.
The cop says the valet explained that he retrieved James’ car and put it on the valet ramp in front of the hotel while Gloria and a female driver stood around talking to people for 30 minutes. Finally, the valet says he turned the car off.
The valet says Gloria then approached him and stated, “Where are my f**king keys and continued yelling profanities at the victim.”
The report explains, “Then for no apparent reason the arrestee struck the victim with an open had [sic] across the right side of his face and in the process causing herself to lose her balance and falling to the ground.”
I wouldn’t trust the police either if I was slapping valets around, because they might arrest me or something like that. The valet is already getting a lawyer and because he is seeing dollar signs.
That money won’t be coming out of Gloria’s pocket, but Lebron will be the one writing the check.